Jeff's Advencher

"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?" Jeff the Killer asked the skeleton that just popped out at him.
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton smiled and stared at Jeff. "Get a sex change, Jeff."
"Okay," and so he did.
The end.